All Hail the Hemp. Just be cool with it.
If you can’t make it out to Hempfest this year, consider throwing some green at a potcentric sexotic fictional memoir written for the rowdier reader, in two volumes (so far):
Stoner’s Bone of Contention (The Weightless Joint)

Stoner with a boner (It’s a Long Story)

Stoner is witty, wise, and provocative in his quest for reefer and romance. He’s decided to explore the abyss between men and women by diving in.
Written in a loose, free-wheeling prose that mimics the narrator’s lifestyle, the story glides from woman to woman and bong hit to bong hit without the burdens of plot or conflict.
… a memorable sexual escapade.
by Kirkus Reviews Dec. 2012
These oddly thoughtful books are smoking hot and tailored for the nightstand. Consider them vintage Boomer porn with redeeming social significance.
SAMPLE – Stoner’s Bone of Contention
There is not a mere gap between the genders, there is an abyss.
a·byss [uh-bis] – noun
1. a deep, immeasurable space, gulf, or cavity; vast chasm.
2. anything profound, unfathomable, or infinite: the abyss of time.
3. (in ancient cosmogony)
a. the primal chaos before Creation.
b. the infernal regions; hell.
c. a subterranean ocean.
You have either been in the abyss or you have not. You might have approached it, examined its edges, sniffed its presence, licked its periphery, but in fact you have either been taken into the abyss between ♂ ♀ or you have not. Virgin or not. We’ve held to that distinction in our life experiences for recorded history. Then we invented all sorts of words to specify how far from virgin you become over time.
SAMPLE 2 — Stoner’s Bone of Contention
I loved her, I loved her spirit and her body and her attitude toward life, we always found a laugh and a sigh between us when we wanted to communicate beyond words. She showed herself off to me, she stood naked before me for no other reason than she knew I liked to concentrate on the details of her shape and surface. One night she handed me a tube of lipstick, a dark dull chocolate color that she had me apply to her nipples, instructing me on how thick to apply it, how far beyond her areolas to make pronounced changes to her look. She let it soak in for a few minutes, I then dabbed it off with a tissue, starting softly but rubbing roughly at the end so that the color that remained was locked into her skin, darkening the entire cap. For me, her dark tips were an astounding aphrodisiac.
In health class we were taught that female nipples darken when nursing so baby-eyes can discern them against the paler skin of the breast. It weirded me out back then to think about boobs working, about what they were for, beyond my boyish fascination that they were attached to breasts that grew on girls.
Nelly had always been generous with her bouncy bits, letting me lose myself in their weight and suck her nips hard and harder until she shuddered and squirmed. With the centers so dark, her boobs took on a new prominence in the soft light, they were DIFFERENT and like most men I am entranced by DIFFERENT. It’s the same reason I like to bind the breasts of my lover, to criss-cross ropes around and under her beauties so they jut out at a new angle, so the tips are under pressure.
When I rolled up on Nelly that night, I held myself up and away from her, entranced by her slutty knockers, smudged dark and deliberate, wanting to delay the first feel of her slit, knowing it would feel DIFFERENT. She scooped her boobs together so I could see the throbbing pointers, the nubs seeming to solidify as I stared at them. Unable to resist, I plunged inside with a single forward push, thrilled that she was wet and ready, that she strained forward to get me in deeper. Breathy pleas for more and harder were answered by tattooing my needs inside her, making my mark, to her palpable satisfaction. Inside, inside where she let me be, inside where her heart beat pulsed against my cock, inside where there was nothing between us, I pushed and pushed and pushed until I came, unloading the last drops of my joy. Before I could withdraw, she put her fingers to her clit and came for me, clenching tight then quaking with aftershocks.
[Risk an investment in some dark lip stain and see if it works for you.]
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The human dick is a bone of contention. It can be the root cause of marital discord, romantic sputtering, and cyclical self-abuse. It is a force, it houses energy, and it has presence. It has the duty of perpetuating the human race by spewing spores. It has that purpose but is not governed by the likelihood of success; it is the release of the spores, not their finding a target, that drives the dick. In fact, when the spores are neutralized for conception by mechanical barrier, chemical suppression, or surgical intervention, many dicks happily shoot blanks. Dicks are reckless drivers. A dick will poke its head where it is not wanted. Suffice it to say that what men do to their dicks in private reveals the relentless nature of arousal and the energy required to combat it. We spank that fucking monkey.
We’re not always good at expressing our sexual feelings, no matter how candid we are with the facts. To explain what you need, why and when and where, reveals the yearning for context. Sex should be carefree yet significant, unstructured and yet contained. Men are trying to match their simple gear system to the mysterious hydraulics of women. Our intellectual assignment of gender roles skips around the polarity between us; some of the difference takes quantitative analysis. Love|Sex is central to our behavior; we’re moved by instinct and enculturation. We’re too quick to think we know what ticks inside our partners when we barely know our own triggers. Sex disarms you… unless you’re part of the predator population in which case it is a weapon. For most of us regular folk, the surrender of intercourse is complete and trusting, it is sharing and allowing and excusing the crazy ways our Sex|Joy busts out.
SAMPLE 3 – Stoner’s Bone of Contention
You do not have to be a smart man to love a smart woman: you have to be a loving man. I got smart enough to realize that trying to outsmart people is not smart. I’m steady-on my mission to appreciate and meditate upon the complexity of people, specifically female people, and if it so happens that her brain works at twice the speed of mine then so be it. There’s a probing that happens when smart people assess you, it’s nothing personal (which is why it’s uncomfortable). You are examined through honed lenses; you may as well relax as they profile you. It’s what they do. It’s the smart thing to do. I didn’t mind because I was curious myself as to their judgment. If too smart for their own good, they dismissed others too quickly; I had my own sharpened talents available to the ones who knew how to spot me.
I wasn’t anybody’s Jethro, I didn’t dumb down by any means. I wasn’t interested in being associated with problems, any kind of problems, the whole point was to link up, slink along, see if our charges attracted or repelled. Cool. Easy. Kind. Specific. I like to keep carnal things well-defined, to heighten the expectations between us thereby allowing other barriers to fall.
I wasn’t a bully or a braggart; I wasn’t hiding a secret life. I made a free and clear offer to meet face first, body to follow. You were welcome to decline but if you considered accepting then we negotiated the limits. It wasn’t a formula, not really. I didn’t waste time shooting at scampering targets, this wasn’t ambush style for me, not as a grown man with a sincere desire to connect. I could be a good companion to a woman who was ready to be herself: either reclaimed from a bad relationship through time and self-assessment or naturally clear-headed on matters of excitement and desire. We were going to get crazy together and for that we needed a solid foundation.
Like smoking the pot, some do and some don’t. I’m not here to change their minds, just to assess which part of the playground is theirs.
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The War on Pot is all but over, the stoners ignored the law and waited it out, and now it’s all about the paperwork, how much can you have, where can you get it? It’ll be a few more years before you can buy a pack of reef at the liquor store. I appreciate the laid-back law enforcement: keep focus on the meth labs and pill factories. The joke is that the only increase in legalized pot use will be old hippies who haven’t been able to buy a lid since 1978… the rest of us have been using an efficient commercial supply chain all these years.
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“What did you say?”
“What did you hear?”
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The definition of work: paid to do what you would not do voluntarily in order to fund what it is you DO want to do.
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I’ve included a bit of sexotic text below, just by way of example. This is an excerpt from Stoner’s Bone of Contention (The Weightless Joint) — intended for mature audiences with open minds. Potcentric, sexotic fictional memoir.
The double-tub with jets and shower hoses was a statement piece, hidden elements like thick insulation and sound baffling were part of the simple luxury of the bedroom suite, the one-armed long couch had crisp fitted slipcovers of washable fabric, there were area rugs (suited to bare bottoms) sitting on top of room rugs (suitable for bare feet) offsetting easy-mop hardwoods and tile pavilions. There were two double bedrooms, four guest beds, because even with one guest there can be the sex bed(s) and the sleep bed(s), there is the option to stop one phase and begin another without the mundane chore of immediate cleanup.
Janna drank sips of bourbon all night long, while I sucked up little hits of pot. It was not our intention to get wasted because the sex was too good to blur. We took breaks, replenished ourselves, we readjusted our framework. Janna gave as good as she got, we overheated from time to time, so ardent that we added too much fuel to the fire. I’d see her eyes glaze and realize I’d been pounding into her with my own eyes closed for a long long time before I looked down and saw her stunned and finished. I eased up, backed off, made the sad decision to disengage and shoot it like a firework.
That private retreat was the only single family dwelling I owned in the city, it was maintained by a different contractor and not part of my property management business. Part of my decision about Janna took this into consideration because I had not allowed these two elements to cross. My party life was my own, I withdrew from the work-a-day world reassured my real stuff had been insured, monitored, was waiting for me. Lead me to the luxurious linen and sturdy furniture. Layers of window coverings from sheer to blackout: I had designed window shades that snapped to the sill. Each bedroom and the smoking den were ventilated by silent fans, with slim radiators featuring artsy dials setting low to high, and dimmers on the light switches; this was a polypurpose place.
The availability of four double beds led to many combinations of guests so the rooms were filled with sensual memories. Someone like Janna meant so much more because she shared it with me and turned it to her advantage. She understood how cute she looked tummy-down on the ottoman so I could stare, stupefied, at her flaring ass then track the crack to her darkness. Eventually she’d lean on her forearms, straightening her legs to rise then bending her knees to settle in for round two of teasing. More of her hints were exposed but nothing… tangible. I felt her promise.
She put this show on in the smoking den, so I could toke along, phases settling one atop another until she grabbed her own ass cheeks and pried them open, pulled them up-out-back to show me my ultimate target, commanding me to take aim.
She wanted what I wanted, good hot balling, letting the carnal rule, laughing when I growled up into her pussy as I twisted her tits, feeling her buck and knowing I’d be mounting her soon, not yet, but soon, so I was all the more serious about heating her up. Nothing gleams like a wet cunny, weeping with the desire to be filled, crying for cock. Not all women ever get to feel that reckless joy but Janna had no qualms about sharing this most extreme hunger for sensation. She didn’t care if it wasn’t pretty, because it was so fucking real. We got off on each other, on our slamming tight and rocking back, we had matching parts and similar intent. She meant to control me through my cock and I intended to let her.
She did me, she let me and made me and prevented me, forestalled and goosed me, those were just her ways of communicating to my preverbal brain to stay on task, this was not about me coming but about me fucking her and riding her and turning her over to re-enter from some other angle. I knew I would come, later, I would spill into her waiting void, but not yet, and not just once.
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